Best Bonking Beaches

Australia is home to some of the most beautiful beaches in the world, with some saying we have TOO MANY beaches - how is it possible to have too many beaches? I don't think it is possible, but if I have to travel around the entire country to find the Best Bonking Beach, I just might be prepared to make that sacrifice! Of course I am also happy to try the beaches around the world as well.

Check out our page on safety at the beach, as there are a lot of "nasties" to be found at our beaches as well

This month I am off to test the beaches of the Whitsunday Islands, including one that is rated by many as one of the top 3 beaches in the world- Whitehaven Beach. When i get back, I will file my report, and let you know if it is a great Bonking Beach, or just a great beach.

This page will grow as I either review the beaches around the country, or as YOU send in your reviews of our beaches - see our "Suggest a Beach" page. This page will show you a very brief description of the beach, and give you a link to a page that talks exclusively about that beach. This page includes info on

So let's start with some of my favourites -

Maslin Beach, South Australia - Even though this was Australia's first legal unclad beach, I prefer the end of the beach that is NOT for nudists. It can actually be a whole lot more private, and is further away form the main car-park. You need to be careful about your bonking activities though, as the local police are active here due to some undesirable activities over the years by some of the unclad visitors cont..

Glenelg, South Australia - A very public beach, just a few kilometres by tram from the centre of Adelaide, Glenelg is a hive of activity, with great restaurants, hotels, giant water slides, safe shallow water, and a whole lot more - including long, wide expanses of golden sand, with a few almost private areas to take a friend cont..

Manly, New South Wales - Where I saw my first bare breasts as a 12 year old, and where I saw bonking for the first time when I walked along the beach one night, and not realising what those people were doing until about 4 years later. cont..